Chabash : Oregon State University settled a lawsuit because some idiot went up to an off campus frat house's party and after being told to leave he dove off the porch into a wading pool and broke his neck. It was a pirate themed party, hence the pool and a plank to walk. Anyhow, even though OSU doesn't supervise the frats, they still settled rather than risk the bad press.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man on the deck of a fraternity house in proximity to a drunk shooting bottle rockets out of his anus should recognize himself amidst potentially hazardous circumstances. But in this iconoclastic modern world, not everyone recognizes universal truths. Rosinsky recognize them.
Mommyish readers is my least favorite holiday. But the worst part about the Fourth of July for me, are the barrage of fireworks injuries that will inevitably be reported before, during and after the celebration. He considers it his civic duty, and has been gleefully telling this story to whoever will listen since well before I met him. That being said, I would wager to say, without any empirical evidence, that teenagers make up exactly
At this point in his career, Owen Wilson, who turns 46 today, more or less plays the same affable goof in every movie, whether it be the next Night at the Museumthe next Vince Vaughn buddy comedy, or the next Wes Anderson project. This should make him easy to impersonate—and plenty have done so—but the joke is actually kind of lame. There's the voice: maybe you can sound a little excited or overwhelmed, but that's about it.
Long story short: A guest at a party at the Alpha Tau Omega house gets so drunk he decides that the best thing he can do is to shoot a lit bottle rocket out of his butt. When the rocket explodes without zooming off, he is "startled" words of one article and falls off the deck. Which, granted, does not have railings.